Thursday, May 25, 2006

In. Position

Stringer. Adressed

Monday, May 22, 2006

In Vino. Veritas



Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 20%
Pride: 20%
Envy: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.



Malone: [to Ness] Welcome to Chicago.

Malone: This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.

~ The Untouchables



Sunday, May 14, 2006

Felt. Tips






Your Christmas Song Is



Redneck 12 Days of Christmas



Twelve-pack of Bud

Eleven Wrastling tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight table dancers

Seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

Five flannel shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs

... And some parts to a Mustang GT.



You don't think that 27 strings of Christmas lights are tacky

And you swear that eggnog from last year is still good!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Charmed


Your Inner Blood Type is Type A
You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy.You are highly driven and a perfectionist, but that's a side you keep to yourself.Creative and artistic, you are a very unique person who doesn't quite fit in.People accept you more than you realize, seeing you as trustworthy and loyal.
You are most compatible with: A and AB
Famous Type A's: Britney Spears and Hilter

Friday, May 05, 2006

Radical


You Are Likely a Third Born
At your darkest moments, you feel vulnerable.At work and school, you do best when you're comparing things.When you love someone, you tend to like to please them.
In friendship, you are loyal to one person.Your ideal careers are: sales, police officer, newspaper reporter, inventor, poet, and animal trainer.You will leave your mark on the world with inventions, poetry, and inspiration.